basically all my sentences start with one of these ok so basically omg no but seriously actually ok wow ok wow (or wow ok) wait but wait no wait wait what guys i mean oh wow so like
my thoughts during school
me: i wonder when my teacher lost their virginity
me: what if a man with a gun walked in right now
me: whens lunch
me: the fuck is this
me: why are you here
me: can i kill all of you with one bullet
me: what if i locked all the girls in the locker room and made them fight to the death like the hunger games
me: what if i stood up on the desk and ripped off my pants
me: dont touch me i have more followers than you
never introduce your friends to one another because they end up liking each other more than they ever liked you
everyone expects too much of me and I disappoint everyone because I can’t do all they want me to.
Thank you Dumbledore
Friend: So I had this dream last night-
Me: It does not do to dwell on dreams, and forget to live.
Me: pity the dead Harry. Pity the living, and, above all, those who live without love
Friend: You are honestly-
Me: The truth. It is a beautiful and terrible thing, and should therefore be treated with great caution.
Friend: Will you let-
Me: us sleep for in dreams we enter a world that’s entirely our own. Let us swim through the deepest ocean or glide over the highest cloud.
Friend: I swear I'm going to kill you if-
Me: After all, to the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure.
Friend: Why are you doing thi-
Me: It is our choices Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities
Friend: Right, if you don't stop it I will make you so scared-
Me: Fear in a name only increaces fear within its self.
Friend: You have no idea how anno-
Me: It's the unknown we fear when we look upon death and darkness, nothing more.
Friend: WE ARE-
Me: only as strong as we are united, as weak as we are divided
Friend: NOT TALKING-
Me: My word, Severus, that I shall never reveal the best of you? If you insist...
Friend: ANY MORE
Me: Difficult times lie ahead Harry
somewhere—inbetween: Love. Unconditional, unfathomable, unfailing love. Just imagine that.
someone: what did you want to be when you were younger?
me: oh would you look at that i was able to read the future
Anonymous asked: what is your gpa at the moment? im in college right now and i made it into my dream 4 year university with a gpa that's not that great :) there is always hope!
i don’t like futures. they’re scary and thinking about mine makes me nervous. what i do in my life right now is going to determine my entire future, and i really don’t think i’ve been taking it seriously. i hate checking my grades, and now i remember why. they’re nowhere near where i want them to be. the college i want to go to accepts an average gpa of 3.8....
au-rev0ir: you know who’s beautiful? don’t read the first word and flatter yourself because its me.
sincerely-steeny asked: I am honored to be hashtagged by you
Anonymous asked: your hair looked really pretty today! can you post a picture of it please :)